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Sun, Mar. 4th, 2007, 07:18 pm
A list of David's things Jess has broken:

1. killed his espresso machine
2. dented his truck
3. broke the kitchen faucet so water sprayed all over the counters
4. drove his remote-controlled car into a goal post
5. seriously damaged the Audi's transmission (PURELY coincidental)
6. shattered his special air-insulating mug
7. inflicted some GRUBlike disorder to his computer
8. broke the chain on his sister's bike

I'm sure there's more...